Thursday, May 22, 2014

Children Are Quick :)

TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America. 
MARIA:  Here it is. 
TEACHER:  Correct.  Now class, who discovered America? 
CLASS:  Maria. 

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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 
JOHN:  You told me to do it without using tables. 

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TEACHER:   Glenn, how do you spell  'crocodile'?
GLENN:  K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' 

TEACHER:  No, that's wrong.
GLENN:  Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 

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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 
DONALD:   H I J K L M N O 

TEACHER:  What are you talking about? 
DONALD:   Yesterday you said it's H to O.  
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 
WINNIE:  Me! 

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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 
GLEN:  Well,  I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.  
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TEACHER:  Millie, give me a sentence starting with  ' I. ' 
MILLIE:  I is ...

TEACHER:  No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.' 
MILLIE:   All right...   'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
     
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TEACHER:  George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 
LOUIS:  Because George still had the axe in his hand....
    
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook.  
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TEACHER:  Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's... Did you copy his? 
CLYDE:  No, sir.. It's the same dog.   
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TEACHER:  Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 
HAROLD:  A teacher.
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PASS  IT AROUND  AND MAKE SOMEONE  LAUGH! LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!

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