Tuesday, January 23, 2018

Quoting Groucho Marx :)

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. Military justice is to justice what military music is to music."

"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy."

"My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one."

"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."

"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."

"I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks."

"Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough."

"Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.

“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.”


La imposible said...

Great! I did enjoy this words. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

Otra cita marxista (tendencia Groucho) que además es de mis favoritas: “Nunca entraría en un club que me aceptase como miembro".

(I would not join any club that would have someone like me for a member).

Anonymous said...

I love your lessons dude!
Gabriel Chamorro

Carmen said...

"Excuse me, I can't stand up." It's the epithaph that Groucho had suggested in an interview. It's wonderful!

Anonymous said...

La frase de la televisión es de Ortega y Gasset o al menos eso creo

javier ortiz